If you have ever inhaled a 420 please like this so I can call the police

omvr:

2chainz always dancin like hes caught in a spider web

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weavemunchers:

if you hold an empty gatorade bottle up to your ear you can hear the sports

Once a fuckboy, always a fuckboy.
Mother Teresa  (via sadgirl1017)
dating advice?
Anonymous

magnezone:

everybody is an enormous waste of time 

foreveralone-lyguy:

Being a 20+ yr old on tumblr

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kingcitywitch:

inlikewithlife:

chaotic-awesome:

I Don’t Know How Much Vodka I Put In This But I’m Going To Drink It Anyways: a memoir

This drink tastes awful, but I can’t waste alcohol: a sequel

I’m going to get a bigger glass and add more mixer and have way too much to drink: The Thrilling Conclusion