I’m almost never serious, and I’m always too serious. Too deep, too shallow. Too sensitive, too cold hearted. I’m like a collection of paradoxes.
Ferdinand de Saussure (via wordsnquotes)

the-arena-ballerina:

neptunain:

christmas is so much worse as you get older it’s like “what do you want this year?” “a sense of purpose”

"a career" "financial security" "a sex life" "tuition for grad school" "alcohol" "a nap" "socks would be nice"

white person: how do you say my name in your language??
me: pendejo
no-this-is-jarod:

public school dress code

no-this-is-jarod:

public school dress code

What is nsfw?
Anonymous

ajantas:

not so fast, Walter

thereal1990s:

Forrest Gump (1994)

thereal1990s:

Forrest Gump (1994)

boootygod:

lmfaooo

imsoshive:

me: what’s for dinner?

her: *spreads her legs*

me: 

image

so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it. 

yinx:

read a girl who dates books

kents-writing:

carrotsforferrets:

Some more reasons why I won’t join any sort of social justice movement.

Amen