I hate you mofuckas
Lmfaooooo this is terrible
Go to work & wish I was home.
Have a snack.
Get distracted by sex.
Continue having sex.
Take a shower.
Have sex in the shower.
Go to sleep.
🙌 the only way
don’t check up on people who have decided you are not in their picture anymore. you don’t need to know how they’re doing. save yourself the trouble, seriously.
“do you have a girlfriend?”
“no but sometimes people on the internet flirt with me and I have no idea how serious they are about it”
im tired of things costing money
|—||Helen Mirren (via mystiquel)|
*swipes debit card*
*purchase goes through*
me: God is good all the time
Cashier: all the time God is good
this video is so well done it deserves an oscar
always dead @ “in a row?”
Bolin knows my feelings on this kind of subject
I can watch a full series of a TV show in a day but when I want to watch a film I’m like “am I really ready to pay attention to this for 2 hours”
Realizing you’ll never have homework again: But then getting a job:
get rich or cry tryin
and in that moment, everyone’s heart broke.
Man……..feelings straight up hurt.
how many times do i have to reblog you before you notice i wanna talk to you
If we’re dating and you don’t let me pretend to play bongo drums on your butt then guess what? We’re through