timothydelaghetto:

HAHAHAHAHAH

timothydelaghetto:

HAHAHAHAHAH

lizziemcganja:

friend: i’m getting mcdonalds you want anything?

me: i don’t have money

friend: it’s all good, i’ll pay

me:

image

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snake-dad:

it makes me mad when people say “no biggie” because we don’t need another reminder that he’s gone

grandthefthauntumn:

youqtee:

grandthefthauntumn:

i didnt choose the thug life my mom picked it out for me

it was on sale

thanks mom

me making decisions in video games: *thoroughly researches consequences, reads multiple walkthroughs, explores every other course of action in detail*
me making decisions in real life: well what's the worst that could happen

vinebox:

Actually Me

foulmouthedliberty:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

Being an adult is realizing that $5,000 is a lot of money to owe and very little money to own.

this is real

fireball-mudflap:

Steve Hughes on the Week

xbox420:

ok but where do i buy this

xbox420:

ok but where do i buy this