d0nn0:

Job Interviewer: so what do you for fun?

Me:

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tropicalfruitbabe:

*doesn’t check bank account*
*pretends everything is fine*

bakrua:

bewbin:

Why do people drink alcohol it tastes disgusting

you don’t drink it for the taste. u drink shit like apple juice for the taste. you drink alcohol to get rid of the bad taste that every awful person in your life has left

fallen-inspiration:

theholyfoot:

If you want to help secure the rights of women all over the world go here.
If you want to help people from north korea go here.
If you want to help stop child labor go here
If you want to help people escape from their current situation go here
If you want to help refugees reunite with their families go here

If you want to permanently help the people who are still living in inhumane conditions all over the globe, that grow up experiencing war, violence and discrimination, be political! Go vote, write articles, educate every single person you meet, never shut your mouth, make people aware of the fact that we are still far away from global equality, freedom and peace.  

Please do not remove this caption, if you repost, link back to this post.

This is important.

andsugarweregoindownswingin:

i loved this scene so much

ostracizedpoodle:

I don’t need alcohol to make bad decisions

kisslng:

twerkforcats:

i always had my head wrapped around the idea of getting into a wonderful university and getting a good job and getting married and having a family and being able to support them but for some reason now all i want to do is travel and eat new foods and meet new people and get a tan and buy a one way ticket and not come home

this is the most relevant thing I have ever read

madeupmonkeyshit:

foshiizzzle:

madeupmonkeyshit:

facts

two things i hate broke women and boring women

facts

madeupmonkeyshit:

foshiizzzle:

madeupmonkeyshit:

facts

two things i hate broke women and boring women

facts

Kid: why do we have to learn this
Math teacher: because fuck you
your fav childhood memory?
Anonymous

ageekyfemmeforeveringlasses:

Not paying bills

batmanisagatewaydrug:

Now that’s what I call justice